I’ve had a rule throughout my adult life that has served me well: Never consume fluids produced by a pornstar. So, when I heard about Ron Jeremy’s new rum, Ron De Jeremy, needless to say I was a bit concerned. The fact that the sample came in a lab sample container didn’t help matters any. But, I figured that it was alcohol so it can’t be that bad for me right? Thus, knowing that my readers needed to know I broke my own rule and sampled it.
In this isolated case, Ron Jeremy’s fluids are quite tasty. As expected Ron De Jeremy has a golden amber color. The aroma has notes of vanilla, caramel and the distinct sweet notes that come from a well aged rum. The flavor is quite good, if not overly complex. You get a great blend of vanilla, Christmas spices (nutmeg, cinnamon, allspice), and caramel. Finally, the finish is clean with a medium length. Despite my initial concerns, Ron De Jeremy is a nice aged rum, which is really no surprise. The man behind this blend of seven year old Panamanian rums is well known for his other blends, Havana Club for one.
For $30 a bottle you can have your own bottle of fluid produced by a pornstar. Should you need any more convincing, the bottle has a picture of Ron that will look at you lovingly as you enjoy it.
†The product reviewed here was provided to me as a free sample. If you’re wondering what that means check out my sample policy.